ASC Dodgeball – Summer Power Rankings

In a league where parity is starting to become the rule, one team has vowed to make this season its most significant.   Whether or not that results in their 4th championship is still yet to be seen, but you can be sure to see a lot of action on the court worthy of the most [...]

ASC Dodgeball Wk 4 – The Winning Strategy

Halfway through the season is when we start seeing teams do more that just show up on the court.   Yes, believe or not, there’s actually some strategy and game planning when it comes to dodgeball.  Unless, of course, you are the Los Angeles “fucking” Lakers and your game plan was just to screw Sa Dizzle [...]

ASC Dodgeball Week 3 – America! F*ck Yeah!

The news on the wire is OSAMA IS DEAD!  How patriotic!  The Nation unites with cries of joy all across the land.  We are a melting pot of unity and pride.  Just take a look at our teams this season.  Nothing says America, f*ck yeah! like a league chock full of happy supporters of the [...]

ASC Dodgeball – The End Of An Era………

Remember when Michael Jordan retired and it felt like the world of basketball was missing something?  Well, Justin Payan’s retirement from NLA Dodgeball is nothing like that at all.   In fact, to compare it to the void that Jordan left basketball is a gross insult to His Airness.   But that shouldn’t diminish what Mr. Payan [...]

NPM Dodgeball – Midseason Report Card

We’ve played over 4 weeks of dodgeball, and one thing is true:  people are still are learning the rules.  Listen folks, if you spend just half the amount of time reading the rules that you do watching porn all day, maybe you’d finally learn how the game is played.  Or perhaps I’ll start posting pictures [...]